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 This week is the 14th anniversary of Irrelativity. I’ve decided to celebrate by reprinting one of my favorite columns, which just happens to be the column I wrote for the 10th anniversary of Irrelativity. Cool, no?  Today’s column marks the 10-year anniversary of “Irrelativity,” and I’ve decided to celebrate with a monster purge of the Big Idea File. ANDIEZ I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Shirt I started the BIF shortly after “Irrelativity” was born. It’s a file on my computer where I keep the things, ideas, mostly, that I find clever, insightful and/or funny AND that I think can eventually be expanded into, or at least nestled within, an Irrelativity column. For instance, if I’m walking down the street and suddenly think.

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80s hair band at a salad bar ” Motley Croutons, I’ll scribble it down and transfer it to the BIF, where it will wait patiently to be eased into the fold. Some of the ideas never make it to maturity, so I occasionally skim a little cream from the BIF, publishing a column of random thoughts/ideas/bad puns, because I know you love it when I do this. Today I am cleaning out the BIF for good, sharing the scribblings that I think are worthy, and deleting forever the ones that consistently don’t make the cut ” like this one: “Turn that Kerouac off!” What the hell? Is that even an idea? It’s been in the file for about 8 years now, and I have no idea what it means, or even what it once meant. ANDIEZ I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Shirt Out with it, out with all of it. The empty vessel of the Big Idea File will make way for even Bigger Ideas, like this one, which I just though of: “All paper is recycled paper ” some of it is just recycled from old trees. There’s only two kinds of people in these here parts, pard’ner ” the quick and the dead … oh, and their respective attorneys, of course.  Jamaican Satanist ” Lucifarian.

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There are instructional tapes that will teach you how to speak a foreign language, why not one that will teach you the proper use of sarcasm, Tape one ” hey, nice haircut Postcard recently received from my credit card company: “We are sending you this notice to let you know that we will be charging your account $1 to cover the costs of designing, pinting and mailing you this notice.”  Atkins, the new kosher: All the dogma, none of the tradition. Sign above prosthetic leg outlet: “Walk-ins Welcome. Christian shampooing instructions  Later, Rinse, Repent.” Have you ever bought groceries and then left the store without them? Do you think this happens in other situations? Like after buying a car? Or a house? Or in a maternity ward,  Vengeful Rastafarian ” Eye and eye for an eye.  Motivational poster for a bluesman: The hellhound on my trail is named success. My criterion for a fashion success is leaving the house with my shirt buttoned straight.  In the future, everyone will have their 15 million Web hits of fame. Project idea: Create a periodic table of white folks’ expressions. From the Hindu Dairy ” karmesan cheese.

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